My best idea ever.

I had an idea that I would love to execute, but I'm in no position to do so.

This, obviously, is Darth Vader. This exact suit is for sale. A guy can get it online for around $700, and it even has a battery-powered Vader breathy thingy.

Someone, in some position of power, has to get this suit. I know its kind of steep, but how funny would it be to interview an intern wearing this thing. Can you imagine coming into an office and seeing Vader sitting behind the desk. If someone ever makes that happen... please take video. thanks

Colin

This is Colin.

Colin is a sorely missed chunk of Mpls that was torn from us by that evil, shitty, scandalous place that shall go unnamed.

Come back home again soon, you big polish son-bitch.

#9, #10

so i guess i thought that the squirrels and i had everything ironed out. they stay out of my back porch and stop shitting on my car, and i don't shoot them. i guess i was wrong.

these two fuckers were not only trying to get in each other's pants on the porch, but they threatened me when i walked outside this morning.

so...i introduce to you numbers 9 and 10. number 9 and 10, meet the internet.