Loaf 'O Puke

This is head cheese from Kramarczek's. If you don't know what head cheese is, its something that Eastern Europeans invented a long time ago in the very admirable quest to get everything possible out of their pigs.



The list of ingredients is short, and includes tongue, snout, and of course gelatin(how else would a guy make meat jelly?).

Gelatinous slices of meat jelly made from the left over parts of the pigs head. I had plans to try it as well as photograph it, but upon retouching the photo at 100%, I think thats going to have to be indefinitely postponed. I decided to include a nice close-up, so anyone unfortunate enough to read this post doesn't think I'm a complete patsy.

Another day in Paradise.

A trip to the Knight Cap's Saturday meat raffle can be so very rewarding. Obviously, there is the opportunity to win quality products from a local butcher. Or, if your luck is like mine has been the last month, you're just donating cash to a good cause.



Or, if you keep your eyes open... REALLY open... you might be lucky enough to get a true grasp on some of the little idiosyncrasies that make a community what it is. I mean, what it REALLY is.





I guess I've been fortunate in that way as of late. Thats fucking splendid, cause I've been getting my ass kicked lately in the meat raffle.

Obento-YES!

Yeah, I haven't rapped about food in a while. Its not that I've stopped eating or anything, nor have I stopped taking pictures. I'm just handling some other shit and a man has to have priorities.

This, actually, was from a couple of weeks ago. I've just been involved, so I kind of forgot to post it. When I stumbled across the photos today, I pretty much said "Fuck me that looks good!"... so I figured I might as well post them.





I guess I'm doing something right if my own photos can surprise me and make me hungry. That just never happens with squirrels and guns and whatnot...

This is not a chess piece.

A large majority of my 3 readers are aware that I now live with 3 women. Jack Tripper ain't got shit on me. Overall, its a very genial living situation... very fucking spiffy.

As it were, though, all things are not without their failings. I found this occupying the space designated G4.



I didn't know what this was at first. Of course, with the disposition of mine as it is, and my priorities lying where they do, I thought it was a bullet. Maybe a new, awesome, street-legal squirrel annihilating motherfucker that can be shot out of something that my roommates bought me as an early christmas present. Something badass. Something that resembles this shit-canon.



Nope. It was a tampon...