los Jizzles

justin before the Heights jamboree.

justin after the Heights jamboree.

Granny @ the Guthrie

My Grandma and I went downtown to the Guthrie yesterday.  It was her first time there, and she was amazed(who isn't).  Its a beautiful building...the kind that she hasn't yet seen in her 91 years.  I think the next time we go there, we're going to pack a lunch.

Skwirl Killa!

Justin in the backyard...taking care of business.

en fuego

First fire of the year...

HHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!

This has to be the funniest thing that I've seen in years.  Its the kind of thing that I'd consider a deal-breaker... show it to a woman, and if she doesn't like it, its dead before it even starts.

Thanks, whoever you are.

No Retreat, No Surrender

I've been having some problems with a family of squirrels that have nested above my back porch.  They are disgusting shit-rats that probably have rabies... and they're aggressive due to the young ones.  Should I trap them?  Shoosh them away?  Feed them and be friends?  

No.  Hell no.  A wise person once said that all a squirrel is is a rat with good P.R.  I wouldn't even give them that.

This is the before and after of this nasty mofo.  It will not be the last.  Notice the baby shit-rats in the "safe" little hiding spot.  They will be dead as well if they don't get the fuck out of my yard.  I'm like Anakin Skywalker in that scene where he finds out that the sandpeople have been torturing his mom for a month.  Not just the men...the women and the children as well.  Sorry mom.

Whats great about these photos...

...not a goddamn thing nor is there supposed to be.  The metrodome is one of the single most disgusting pieces of architecture ever created.  Definitely the most hideous ballpark in the league.  I'm quite sure that there wasn't a single iota of thought put into the aesthetics of the shit-pile.  If I had to say one good thing about it, it would be about the $7 jumbo-tron seats.  Still, I look forward to its demise.

Dead Bird Party.

OK, that title is not exactly accurate.  We weren't having a party with a dead bird theme...there was just one at a party yesterday.  I guess I never thought that dead birds stunk much, but then I never had no get down on one with a 35mm macro, either.

Anyway, it seemed like an appropriate photo to post being as I shot a squirrel in the face yesterday.  And a rabbit this morning.