OK, maybe I watched Avatar one too many times, but it came in handy yesterday.
In what is possibly my nerdiest display of geekdom of my entire life, I ended this thing in style. After knocking him off the wall and injuring him to the point where flying was no longer possible, I told him that "His body will stay with the people, but his spirit will go with Eywa".
Then I crushed him with the fly-swatter.