What the Hell!

Eric, myself, and the royal women-folk in the 1700 household went to Jimmy's last night. I went home early, and in my slumber, I got a text message from Tiffany that read "make us some food manly man bitch". Unacceptable. When I awoke, I busted up her sleep only to find this...



What in the fuck? Am I the only one that finds this crazy? I you look closely and take inventory, you will find the following...

1 box of tissues
1 iPhone/charger
1 computer
1 giant fucking purse
1 jacket w/furry thing attached
1 unrecognizable black thing
1 paper bag

Hey Tiffany, I think I see some extra room that we can pile some more shit on the next time you fall asleep.