Kneel!

Far too long have I been without a blender. Over a month ago, mine crapped on me and thus, no sauces, soups, or salsa verde has been made through the best season of the year to make said food stuffs from scratch.

One trip through the Unique Thrift Store can change lives...

BEHOLD!! The 850 watt, $9 beast blender that shall henceforth be know only as Shit Rock!