JIMMY'S!!!

For the record, this is THE best bar that I know of. I just couldn't fathom carrying out even the most unambitious project without giving the Beer Stick its proper due.

Its a meat stick. A damn good meat stick. Man, these things have this perfect texture and wonderful sweet finish to them. I don't really think that beer is used anywhere in the making of them. Thats the genius that is Jimmy's, though. Its just like the concept of titties that advertisers have long used to sell just about any unrelated thing. Just throw 'em in there and watch the sales go up. Why wouldn't you just throw 'Beer' in front of 'Stick'? Simply intelligent marketing. The only way they could probably sell more of these is if they were in the shape of titties.